National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
National Lampoon's Animal House

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

  • Dean Wormer (John Vernon)
High Fidelity  (2000)
High Fidelity 

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

  • Rob Gordon (John Cusack)